Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes: 200 Tear-Off Laughs

A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold!When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes.

Jokes include:

• What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison
• What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum
• If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB?
• How do you organize a party in space? You planet

DAD JOKES ON DEMAND: Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh.

SPREAD SMILES: This small package is jam-packed with knee-slappers, one-liners, and wacky wisecracks. Toss a ticket in a packed lunch, birthday card, or care package to spread the silliness around!

MAKE THE TIME FLY: Perfect for road trips or rainy days, this little box of jokes will have the whole family in stitches. Grab one before the next family vacation--you can pull a ticket anytime you hear, "Are we there yet?"

GOOD THINGS IN SMALL PACKAGE: Giftable and portable hexagon-shaped box includes 200 perforated tickets, each printed with a joke, pun, or ha-ha only a dad would come up with. Pair with a funny tie, silly socks, or Groucho Marx glasses to create the ultimate dad present.Perfect for:

• Father's Day, birthday, or any dad-tastic occasion
• Class clowns and pun lovers
• Parents and grandparents who want to amuse or embarrass their offspring
• Kids who want to amuse or embarrass their parents
• Road trippers, campers, and anyone looking to pass the time with a group

Author: Chronicle Chronicle Books
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 02/11/2025
Pages: 200
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.30lbs
Size: 3.90h x 3.60w x 1.50d
ISBN: 9781797225753

About the Author

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